Procrastination be gone.
My name is Sue and I am :
an advanced procrastinator
an important job avoider
a mucker arounder
a time waster
I have a job to do, I estimate it will take me ½ an hour max and I have been avoiding doing it all afternoon.
This my friends is what I did in the name of avoidance:
Did the dishes
Put on a load of washing
Brushed my teeth (someone might want to kiss me, you never know)
Cut toenails (those things grow fast you know)
Made rice pudding for someone I love (ate it oops… so had to make another one)
Checked FB, Instagram and my emails (TWICE)
Made a cup of tea
Ate a croissant (I was not hungry… see rice pudding mention above)
Went for a swim (it’s a wonder I didn’t sink with all of that rice pudding in me)
Washed my hair
(Aherm)checked social media again (oops)
Chased my daughter around the kitchen to give her an unwanted hug
WROTE THIS BLOG!!!
Surprise, surprise, all of that work in the name of avoidance took waaay longer than the job I was supposed to do in the first place WTF!
And of course it is STILL HERE WAITING FOR ME… nooooooooo!!!
I could be drinking wine with my friends now and laughing at people who’ve got jobs to do right now
The moral of today’s story lovely chickies?
Procrastination is not your friend
Learn from my pathetic example
Do not be the sucker who is still doing their homework when they could be relaxing with their feet up.
Be the queen of getting the important shit done!
What are YOU putting off doing?
Here’s a thought: how about sucking it up and getting on with already…
Don’t be a sucker like me
I dare you
Ready, set, GO!!!
Feel free to come back here and let me know when it’s done.